New Year Resolution Ideas and Funny Quotes

Best Happy New Year Resolution Ideas are the perfect opportunity for all those who have Best Happy New Year Resolution Ideas are the perfect opportunity for all those who have failed to start making the changes that they said they would make next week, next month, or perhaps when winter starts. Some take it seriously and some bid it farewell just after the clock strikes twelve. Some call it a Second Chance to Dream with Eyes Open. Here we’ve listed Inspirational New Year Resolution Quotes and Sayings in English for new year 2019, Cute Funny Resolution Quotes for Kids, Good & Motivational Resolution Thoughts, Students and Teenagers with Images, Cute Hilarious New Year Resolution to Lose Weight, Dieting, Fitness & Exercise for Girls & Boys. Happy New Year 2019 🙂

Famous Inspirational New Year Resolution Ideas and 2019 Funny Quotes

Inspirational New Year Resolution Ideas


Inspirational New Year Resolution Quotes



I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the year’s. ~Henry Moore



If you flee from the things you fear, there’s no resolution. ~Chuck Palahniuk



A New Year’s resolution that I can never keep? To be able to make decisions. ~Ashanti



Men should pledge themselves to nothing; for reflection makes a liar of their resolution.



If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. ~Cyril Cusack



Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will. ~Jonathan Edwards



One resolution I have made and try always to keep is this: To rise above the little things. ~John Burroughs



Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. ~Abraham Lincoln



The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad. ~Friedrich Nietzsche



My New Year’s resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy. ~James Lafferty



This is the story of what a Woman’s patience can endure, and what a Man’s resolution can achieve. ~Wilkie Collins



Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed. ~Cavett Robert



My New Year’s Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds. ~Nia Vardalos



Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since. ~Dave Beard



Resolutions are most often empty promises for those who have an abundance of dreams, but refuse to wake up and live them.



Let our New Year’s resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word. ~Goran Persson



If someone tells you he is going to make a “realistic decision,” you immediately understand that he has resolved to do something bad. ~Mary McCarthy



I made no resolutions for the new year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me. ~Anaïs Nin



Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results means you’re either insane or are making a New Year’s resolution. [email protected]



A Wise Man should never resolve upon any thing, at least never let the World know his Resolution, for if he cannot arrive at that, he is asham’d…. ~John Selden



New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. ~Mark Twain



May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall! ~Aleister Crowley, Moonchild



That is our day of remembrance, our feast of hope, the first page of our fresh calendar of good resolutions, the day of underscoring and emphasis of the swift lapse of life. ~George William



The changes in our life must come from the impossibility to live otherwise than according to the demands of our conscience not from our mental resolution to try a new form of life. ~Leo Tolstoy



Best Funny New Year Resolution Ideas

Funny New Year Resolution Ideas



I will learn what the “resolution” means.



I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.



This year, I will Save water by not bathing



This year, I will Stop drinking when I’m asleep



This year, I will Trim my nose and ear hairs



My New Year’s resolution for 2019? I will be less laz.



I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.



I will not wet the bed and blame it on my younger brother.



I promise to stick to these resolutions for more than a week.



I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly.



My New Years resolution is to be better than everyone done.



I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.



My New Year’s resolution is to get started on last year’s resolutions.



I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.



Funny New Year Resolution Thoughts


My New Year’s resolution is to follow through with my New Year’s resoluion.



A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.



I don’t have a New Year’s resolution. You don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.



Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty. ~John Selden



I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.



He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. ~F.M. Knowles



This year, I will use a lot more deodorant and wash my clothes much less often.



May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! ~Joey Adams



I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. ~Robert Paul



If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. ~Cyril Cusack



But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits.



My excuses for already failing my New Year’s resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.



I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.



I will play more computer games. Scientists say they’re good for me and improve my visual skills.



New Year Funny Resolution Thoughts


My new year resolution? Buy more shoes, drink more wine, and don’t worry about the gym. I can do this.



My New Year’s resolution is to lose just enough weight so that my gut doesn’t jiggle when I brush my teeth.



I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven’t cleaned it more than once in the last year.



Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ~Oscar Wilde



From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. ~Leonard Bernstein



This year, I will Come up with new excuses for not doing work rather than boring my boss with the same old ones that I have been using for years.



My New Years resolution is to get skinny, pretty and healthy while still destroying myself with drugs and alcohol.



My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.



I probably shouldn’t be making any new resolutions this year…mainly because I’m still working on the ones from last year.



For my new year’s resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.



I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.



The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you



New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. ~James Agate



New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.



This year, I will Figure out exactly why I need to spend so much time checking my Gmail, Yahoo mail, Pop mail, AOL mail, Facebook mail, Facebook updates, Twitter account, and YouTube page



Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle. ~Eric Zorn



Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.~ Jay Leno




Funny New Year Resolution To Lose Weight & Dieting | New Year Resolution Fitness Quotes on Exercise

Funny New Year Resolution To Lose Weight Dieting



I will work out every day.



I am on seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.



I will get my weight down below 160 pounds.



I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.



I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me



I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 180 pounds.



I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week and eat fewer cookies.



For my New Year’s Resolution – I will Lose weight by living on the moon.